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Reblog if you think your voice is unattractive.

problemspoof:

cumberwumbersome:

weshouldreallytalkaboutanime:

solflames:

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You don’t even understand.

it goes from like deep to girly, its so weird

Unfortunately my voice is the most attractive part of me.

To look at, that is.

(via omniscienceee)

prewars:

smallgovernment:

at this point I’ve nearly forgotten that pirating movies and software is illegal

(Source: exeggcute, via unplannedchild)

nicolasiscaged:

dragons can literally never blow out candles that is so sad

(Source: thiccthot, via this-is-the-age-of-ignorance)

how do i stop growing up this isn’t fun anymore

(via this-is-the-age-of-ignorance)

edemamemama:

standingintheriver:

Children are not possessions.
Children are not accessories.
Children are not relationship band aids.
They are tiny people with the same amount of feelings as an adult.

But with less capacity to process, express and healthily contain those feelings when necessary.

Be kind to them.

(Source: riverbete, via garyhiggins)

sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

I found this really cool new website called you.regettingold.com that brings on more existential crisis and gives you totally cool information.

There’s a lot more information there I didn’t post, but try it out for yourself!

you.regettingold.com

you.regettingold.com

you.regettingold.com

you.regettingold.com

The last one “compared to others” really hits hard, it shows you how many people born on your birthday are still alive vs. how many died.

(via crow-chasing-the-butterfly)

chanted:

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

(via crow-chasing-the-butterfly)

alynu:

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

I am always terrified as a customer.

(via omniscienceee)

glenn-rhee-pizzaboy:

greatdarknoodleking:

adult’s movies: sex, explosions, yelling, cheap love story

kid’s movies: deep heart-wrenching death, moments where you question your own values, humor, adult jokes splashed in, the secret to the entire universe, sometimes explosions too

"I dunno man, kid’s movies are just kinda dumb"

have u ever watched a good adult movie or did u just watch transformers and think, ‘yep this is as good as it’s gonna get’

(via omniscienceee)

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